David Hasselhoff: What the heck was he thinking?!?! I'm sure his daughters got beat up in school the day this photo came out.

Bobby Brown: Bobby Christina must be so proud!

Charlie Sheen: Way to go, Daddy Sheen, with the domestic violence allegations! I'm sure you're a great example for your twin sons with wifey Brooke Mueller of how to treat a lady.

Alec Baldwin: In this infamous voice mail, he promised to fly from 30 Rock to Los Angeles for one day, just to bust a cap in his daughter's behind. Now that's love!

David Beckham: Hot dad...

...even hotter body!

This Sunday, June 20, is Father's Day. Remember to call your dad... and tell him to stop embarrassing you!!! And to any fathers reading this: Happy Father's Day!

xoxo,

Markette

While we were all there to support the U.S. Dream Academy's noble mission of operating after-school programs for at-risk youth, the room was a buzz at how the 63-year-old judge (who was also an honoree at the event), landed this bombshell of a beauty.

I knew something had to be up when he refused to walk the red carpet without his wife (who I

presume was powdering her nose while he waited to be photographed). I naturally thought to myself, "How sweet, he must really love his wife," as I imagined a Diahann Carroll-esque woman to emerge from the ladies room.

But no! It was va-va-va-voom! A cross between an Alicia Keys look-alike and a Lauren London impersonator walked out and grabbed Judge Joe Brown's arm.

The noise level in the room dropped. There were a few murmurs... and then... one girl said aloud what everybody was thinking: "Wow! Judge Joe Brown's wife is a hottie!"

Lol! For at least one full minute, they totally drew attention away from the other honorees,
who included legendary (retired) CBS anchorman Dan Rather, actress Angela Bassett and the Honorable Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas).

I'm not mad you Judge Joe Brown, I'm just saying....

Anywho, here are a few more photos (and revelations) from the event: